chim chim cha boo
4:42 Fri Sep 16
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Having a sip of hot tea and saying 'ah'.
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mashed in maryland
4:35 Fri Sep 16
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LeroysBoots 4:15 Fri Sep 16
After8 has that problem too, although probably not as much as you
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Fifth Column
4:33 Fri Sep 16
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Farting more and being proud of it
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park chan wook
4:31 Fri Sep 16
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Put cyanide in your hot chocolate tonight and be done with it, Ya silly old sod. Or get a gum job of your bf.
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Bungo
4:23 Fri Sep 16
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Another reason I am now officially old:
I am about a month overdue for a phone upgrade now. I don't really want to do it in case I struggle to swap anything over to the new phone and then get annoyed by it.
I am not interested in any new 'features' that a new phone may have.
I just want any new one to work EXACTLY the same as the old one so I don't have to learn anything at all about the new one.
Even though I will save money by changing, I still feel reluctant to do it...
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gph
4:23 Fri Sep 16
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Being unable to resist contributing to threads like this merely confirms it.
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Burnhammeronsea
4:16 Fri Sep 16
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Having an afternoon nap before Tipping Point and The Chase comes on.
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Willtell
4:15 Fri Sep 16
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You're as old as the woman you feel....
Mine's 16 years younger.....
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LeroysBoots
4:15 Fri Sep 16
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What about bending down to pick something up and a sly fart or 4 pops out ?.....................or is that just me !?!?
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bruuuno
4:12 Fri Sep 16
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Got my first grey eyebrow hair the other day, that was it for me
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The Cult Of Bob
4:10 Fri Sep 16
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Arguing with the wife over the possibily of purchasing a shed.
Then again, I do live in an apartment so...
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Northern Sold
3:42 Fri Sep 16
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I started looking at old cars and Italian scooters as investments....
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zico
3:36 Fri Sep 16
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I knew I was getting old when I started to prefer stating in on Friday and Saturday nights rather than go out on the lash. However being old was confirmed when my barber asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed!! I mean I was hardly Dennis Healy but now my nose and ears are sprouting and I get this remarkable 10 inch hair growing straight out from my forehead!!
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Darby_
3:29 Fri Sep 16
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You see an antique store, get excited and don't know why.
You rent out your house and after a while you become desperate to see how the plants you planted are doing.
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les marteaux
3:18 Fri Sep 16
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Your enjoyment of sexual intercourse diminishes with age whereas the enjoyment of a good shit remains constant. You know you are old when you reach the point when you enjoy the latter more than the former.
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SnarestoneIron
3:11 Fri Sep 16
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mashed in maryland 12:58 Fri Sep 16
Ha, I've had one for a while, so I must be really old! Tried electrolysis on the nose first, fuck was that painful, and had me sneezing like buggery!
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the exile
2:28 Fri Sep 16
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Never mind your sodding grass, I have an allotment. I also say "Aah" when I sit down in a comfy chair and I have a couple of ISAs. But at least I disregard all adverts from Saga and Stannah Stairlifts and haven't started wearing socks with sandals yet.
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Grumpster
2:24 Fri Sep 16
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Coffee 2:19 Fri Sep 16
That's because they're all locked in Mike's basement!!
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the coming of gary
2:23 Fri Sep 16
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was just about to write, looking forward to Norah Jones new album haha !
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Takashi Miike
2:20 Fri Sep 16
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haha, true
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Coffee
2:19 Fri Sep 16
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Takashi Miike 2:13 Fri Sep 16
There can't be many birds called Norah still around.
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